I made a friend! It’s a big deal because since I moved to CA for a bit, I don’t have many in this neck of the woods.

YOU are my friend. No, don’t look behind you, I’m talking to YOU.

I have a very active cyber life. It’s how I cope.

But the good news is that a professor of mine from college just sent me a new friend. He was my German professor and writing professor and he taught me a lot about culture in general… especially Viennese culture, which I fell in love with.

He has a student now that is interested in food and she also happens to be from Berkeley. And he told her to get in touch with me when she came home this summer, and she did, and now we cook together from time to time, and she helps me with my technological crises that I have all the time occasionally. It’s thrilling.

You know what else is thrilling? She brought me Meyer lemons from her lemon tree. For those of you who read my global citrus fruit appeal a few months ago, you know how much that means to me.

For our first recipe together, we made….can you guess?

German Pretzels! In honor of our love of food and German things and her impending study abroad this fall in Germany and most importantly in honor of Professor Hansen.

These are for you Professor Hansen!

These are the key ingredients to a good German pretzel. I prefer lard to butter because it gives it a better mouth feel. (For more on my love of lard go here and here). And brown sugar because it’s earthy.

The yeast has to be dissolved in a bit of warm water until it bubbles and rises, then you can combine the flour, brown sugar, lard, and yeast in a bowl.

It is so wonderful having four hands, I can’t tell you how much less flour I get on my camera.

We combined the ingredients with a bit of water and then…

She kneaded. For 8 minutes.

Then we cut the dough into pieces and began to roll each one out.

My new friend is a perfectionist and was a careful roller. Thank goodness because mine would have probably been a little wobbly had I done it alone.

We worked the dough gently with our fingertips until it was long and thin…

Then came the classic pretzel shape. Cris-cross once…

Then twist once more.

“Wie so” like the Germans would say… I think? It’s been a few years…

Then you let them sit in the refrigerator until they rise. They will get lovely and plump.

NOW. The great debate. Many people like to use lye to make their pretzels because it gives it that brown uniform look and a crispy outer surface. The problem is that lye is pretty darn dangerous. A lot of the reading I did suggested I use eye goggles and gloves if I were going to use lye.

This scared me:

1. Because I like the skin on my fingers and didn’t want it to burn off.

2. Because I’m very messy in the kitchen and like to splash things around.

3. I don’t own goggles.

So if you want to be really, truly authentic, use lye and proceed with caution. Or if you want to be a wimp like me use baking soda!

You want to pour it into a shallow pan of water that is simmering.

Let it bubble and dissolve.

Then drop a few pretzels in at a time, let them boil for 30 seconds…

Then flip them over with a slotted spoon…

And let them cook for 30 seconds on the other side.

Transfer them to a sheet tray.

They will look like puckered old men. That’s good.

Brush the tops with a little egg wash for some extra shine…

Then, if you can find pretzel salt, sprinkle it on generously. I used course sea salt because that’s what I could find.

And soon… you have this:

They were so incredible. They far surpassed my expectations. In fact I think they are my new favorite food. We sat outside and ate the whole tray.

They were even more incredible with this German style mustard, which I’ll show you tomorrow!

Mahlzeit!