I’m back! Did you miss me? It took a little longer than I said it would, my new server rejected me several times. I kept trying to make it like me but it wouldn’t, and so I finally had to face the fact that we had no future together and move on to another server. That’s life, my heart is healing.

As you know I don’t like to shop. But sometimes, your shoes get holes in them and so do your pants and it gets to the point where it’s inappropriate to be seen in public. I like to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, but when some of you started emailing me saying, “Dude, your RSS isn’t working for me,” or “Girrrl, I just want a recipe for a pork chop, why is it so hard to find?” I decided I had to get new pants. Or something.

So I did some spring cleaning.

There are still a few things that need to get spruced up, (ie. some of your comments are missing, as are some pictures), so hang with me while I iron it all out. And sew the holes. And if you see something in your travels through here that looks wonky, shoot me a note.

Otherwise, get ready for a lot of fun around here. There’s lots of candy in all the corners. And pork chops too.