No, it's not Thanksgiving silly. It's April. Also known as turkey hunting season in certain paradigms.
My very first hunt was for turkey. It was deep in the Arkansas delta, on a three-thousand acre hunting preserve that runs five miles up the length of the great Mississippi. It was Spring, early on a Saturday morning after…
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I was on the winding road to Tamales Bay the other day to eat oysters, and drink a cold beverage, and drink oysters, and the air smelled incredible.
It was the eucalyptus trees. I opened every roof and window in the car. And sucked…
I really dislike shopping. It brings out the worst in me. I become cranky and fatigued within 5 minutes of entering a store. I find this is particularly the case when shopping for clothing.
There are a few exceptions... but it usually involves bribing me with a muffin, or promising me that a cream puff is…
After our Arctic morning on the river, contending with Mother Nature's bad, bad mood, we had lunch on the shore.
This kind of shore lunch requires some acrobatics. It's also a time to keep things really, really simple. Simple.
Keep things simple. Okay?
Simple.
The first thing you'll need is a sharp knife. Which I didn't have.
The second…
First off, I'd like to point out that the location of my fishing trip keeps changing in my posts. Rather than go back and correct it, I figured I'd let my missteps dangle in the breeze for all the world to see. It was 5:30am and I was running on a green banana and acid…
Can I just take a moment to say that I think it's strange that fish eat their own eggs?
Okay, I just wanted to put that out there. I feel better now.
Actually, I've seen a lot of animals eat their own offspring. We might be one of the few animals that don't. Just a lovely thought…
Good news! I found the one square mile of the country this past weekend where it was still snowing. Somewhere near Longview, Oregon, though I can't be sure because it was 5:30am. And I had only slept 4 hours.
It was right around this time that I asked myself, "Are you sane Georgia?" And since by…
This is really hard. But today, I'm going to send back the last box.
I've been getting my book in its various stages from my publisher over the past several months. And I get to open the box and peruse it and nit pick, and wonder if it's too late to crawl under a rock, and…
I thought I'd usher in a new month by making you some muffins.
I've never used a mix before, but I was in the store yesterday and this bag struck me.
For several reasons.
First, it is called a Killer mix.
Second, there is a woman with nice red high heels on squished by a killer piece of chocolate…